Maybe I Am A Little Nuts…
True story: today I jogged by a man on his cell by the beach and then saw another man a little further on and he was on his cell and I thought, for a split second, but a legitimate split second, that maybe they were in cahoots and were plotting to grab me and kidnap me and toss me into the trunk of the beat up grey Honda Civic I was just about to pass, in front of the 50 or so other people walking, running, pushing strollers all around me.
Yep, I seriously thought that.
Then I thought — maybe I AM a little nuts.
And now, I am in the Grand Canyon.
No Honda Civics to be found.