Today’s morning schedule:
4:45am – 6:00am – listen to Kai cry (no, he wasn’t hungry, trust me)
6:00am – 7:00am – listen to Kai cry while trying to get Little D up and at ’em
7:00am – 7:15am – breathe a sigh of relief while Kai slept. Curse out loud when he woke up 15 minutes later.
7:15am – 8:00am – pump, make breakfast for three, pass Kai back and forth like a football with darling husband.
8:01am – dare to set foot in the shower.
8:20am – wonder what that alarm-like sound is. Must be the neighbor’s house.
8:25am – mom calls wondering why ADT is calling her about our house alarm going off.
8:27am – realize both cell phones are on silent, to help Kai sleep. Ha, good one. Hence why we missed ADT’s calls.
8:30am – cops at door. Husband answers in his underwear, screaming baby in his arms.
8:40am – clean up dirty diaper. Get spat up on.
8:55am – pile Little D into car to drive to school. Don’t have gas.
9:15am – Little D safely in the school playground. Nanny arrives for Kai.
9:16am – sigh of relief. Now, to start my work day.